Very Funny Google

Now I feel like the only kid in class who wasn’t invited to the party.

I’ll just go stand in the corner next to my other Google Apps friends and pretend parties aren’t cool. I’m sad that I won’t get to enjoy the awesome multimedia extravaganza of Hangouts, or the sweet real time communication of Messenger.

But did you really have to rub it in by taunting me with an arrow to a non-existent Google+ ? And then hurt my feelings by saying it’s open to all.

I know you love me, but sometimes it’s so hard to believe.